<B> Jeff Brooks</B>



Jeff Brooks writes:
I live in Seattle with my wife, son, and daughter. I have a day job writing junk mail. I also play string bass (folk-rock, classical, and certain points in between). My fiction has earned me complementary copies of literary mags that take up about eight inches of shelf space. I wrote a novel about a guy who smuggles Tupperware into Mexico; I'm afraid NAFTA rendered it obsolete.

Jeff can be reached at mtic@aol.com. Some of the following was originally written for hypertext and can be viewed as such at http://www.geocities.com/ athens/9458/



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Calcutta Triptych


"Behold a wonder! they but now who seem'd
In bigness to surpass Earth's Giant Sons
Now less than smallest Dwarfs, in narrow room
Throng numberless, like that Pigmean Race
Beyond the Indian Mount . . ."

--Paradise Lost, Book I



Calcutta, Washington: Past


High in the tan hills, the Yakima River canyon opens out to a wide amphitheater where pale cottonwoods lean over the river, sheltered from the summer wind and the dessicating snows of winter.

Back to the dawn of legend, bands of Indians lived there, hunting clouds of birds, harvesting berries and camas root, fishing for salmon and trout. They explained the fertile place with a story: Long ago, Mother, returning from a visit to Puget Sound, tripped over the crest of the Cascades. Where she fell, her breasts left a deep impression in the hills. Before she picked herself up, several drops of her milk leaked into the soil.

The Indians are gone, pushed out long ago. Now the town sits over their middens, founded on a false rumor of gold in the river. It has been dying since the day someone randomly put his finger on a globe to pick a name for the settlement, then shrugged when he saw his finger smudging across the name Calcutta.


Calcutta, Washington: People



Remote, dying towns in central Washington have a history of becoming tourist attractions by taking on fantasy identities: Bavaria, the Old West, the Spanish Main.

"We can do it too," Calcuttans said.

They were pessimistic people, shaped by generations of northern winter nights, by flights from poverty into poverty, by hard work that amounted to nothing. But they tried to lure visitors with an old Norwegian motif, out of a notion that the basalt walls of the canyon look like the fjords.

The idea of a Norwegian village wasn't well fixed in their minds; they created the Old Norse atmosphere by fastening sheet-metal cones and curved wooden horns to the roofs of several buildings: Viking helmets. The buildings look like thuggish Vikings buried up to the eyebrows.



Calcutta, Washington: Problem


Kali, goddess of destruction, consort of Shiva, favors Calcutta, impiously named in her honor. She hovers over the town, her thin dugs and fiery tongue pendant. Serpents writhe around her waist and arms, and the heads of her enemies hang by their hair from her belt; from time to time, blood will trickle out one of the open necks and drop onto the street, leaving a brown pancake in the dust abuzz with flies.

Should a visitor in search of Old Norse Calcutta make the long drive through the hills as far as the valley, he would never venture down, what with a slavering, six-armed goddess, her black skin shiny as lacquer, riding the thermals above the town on hissing, batlike wings.

Calcutta, West Bengal


Several small black goats, their eyes the color of sand, flip like hooked fish, tethered to a stake by their hind legs on ground spongy with coagulated blood. Two heavy strokes of a machete, and a head bounces and rolls toward the wide Hooghly River.

Calcutta, Ohio: People

The mechanics, highway flagmen, insurance agents of Calcutta have the same patriarch-pale eyes and sharp cheekbones you see in the photos of their great-grandfathers. They even have Old Testament names like Jorah and Tabbaoth. Look closely and they seem faded a degree toward sepia.

They watch television, they expect to live without pain, they think of the moon as a place, but the men of Calcutta are wrapped in the gossamer threads of the past.

Calcutta, Ohio: Past

A yellowed, curling handbill that can be found in attics or pasted to the shelves in kitchen cupboards in almost any house in Calcutta:

!The Fountain of Youth!

for which the Conquistadors sought and Mankind has dreamed
Not a Myth --
Calcutta Water


The water of this fountain can now be purchased by all in BOTTLES.

Calcutta Water

Many have drunk this Miracle Draught and all testify its healthy and delightful effects . . .

"My wife has borne 6 children in 5 years, and we attribute this wholly to Calcutta Water."

W.E.B., Pittsburgh



"I have known increased vigor and sharpness of mind since drinking Calcutta Water."

Z.R.B., Centerville


"When Distemper struck my hounds, I nursed them on Calcutta Water and not one died."

J.B., Weirton

Calcutta Water


The effervescent water bubbles from a hillside over the lovely town of Calcutta, Ohio, its touch a pleasure to the skin. Before it mingles with the water of ordinary springs to refresh the River Ohio, it is gathered by the good people of the valley and sealed in pure glass bottles.

Available for purchase.

Calcutta Water



Calcutta, Ohio: Problem


Clocks run slow; cars misfire; dust hazes the air and sifts in through sealed windows; if a mosquito bites, it will choose the end of your nose. Floorboards warp like drying cheese; glassware bursts for no reason. A few years back, a TV crew came and filmed a story about the wholesome town and its historic springwater. When the segment aired, they gave directions that would lead visitors down a different valley.

Above the town, in the woods where the leaves drift deep, you can still find the sagging ruins of the bottling works. The spring leaks from a slimy bank of clay that has slumped against the building, pushing it halfway over.

The water, acrid and tinged green, flows over wavering tongues of algae as pink and lurid as antique marital aids. It is so bitter that its taste pollutes the memory: one can never again think of the forested hillside without a recoiling sense of injury to the throat.


Calcutta, West Bengal


As a muzzein calls the morning prayer, a crow flaps overhead screaming. Behind a high wall topped with fangs of broken glass, on a lawn as smooth as a carpet, a sadhu pours a diamond pure stream of water over his shaven head.

Calcutta, Oregon: Past


A plume of tropical water, scented and warm as mother-milk, rides a Pacific current and eddies into a bay between cliffs, where a short valley receives the attendant breeze with a forest of buttressed trees hung with orchids. At sunset, lotus petals fill the air like snow. In the night, the offshore flow carries them out to sea.

< The pioneer families of Calcutta pushed across the continent, lost livestock, lost babies, hardened their wills and kept going, until at last they looked into a valley with no further west: They stood together like a bas-relief above the forest and felt the humid breath of the ocean. They went down without sending word where they'd gone.

The truth never got out; they became known as the Lost Wagon Train, perhaps slaughtered by Indians or frozen in an icefield, no trace ever found. A monument to the missing party stands by a river in Wyoming.


Calcutta, Oregon: Problem


Mermaids gather in shoals just beyond the breakers and sing, their voices deep as caves. The touch of their mucilagenous hands can heal leprosy: It restores sensation, rebuilds sloughed-off skin, uncurls clawed fingers -- it does everything but regenerate lost limbs.

Lepers come to Calcutta from around the world to feel the mermaids' touch. They congregate on the beach to wait for tides that will carry them out to deep water. Many drown at the moment of their healing, dragged under by riptides when joy makes them weak and incautious.

Their bodies, strangely mutilated of course, drift north and wash ashore, where they've been cataloged as victims of a serial murderer who haunts the dreams of everyone west of the Cascades. The mystery remains unsolved, but clues accumulate. The authorities are closing in.


Calcutta, Oregon: People


They expected to struggle, to grow hard and bent in the wind. But life is easy: their kitchen gardens grow sweet, heavy fruits like mango and durian; the ocean brings the flotsam of pagodas wrecked in typhoons: hardwood beams gilded thick and studded with jewels. Winter is nothing more than a graying of the sky and a rising of the surf.

Sometimes they climb to the top of the headlands, walk over the spiky grass into the wind, look out to the pewter-colored water beyond their bay, and wonder what God has done to them.


Calcutta, West Bengal


A caste of sweeper-women patrol the floors of office buildings and hospitals, brushing aside dirt almost as it falls with hand brooms, bent at the waist, never showing their faces as they move from doorway to doorway like the ghosts of children -- yet they wear saris a shade of blue as deep as a clear sky at twilight -- three degrees from black, yet suffused with light that strikes the eye like the smell of cinnamon. It is a blue that washes beyond the visible, that one could eat like pudding, that pulses like a living heart.





Jeff Brooks


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