CA Conrad

 

 

CAConrad's poems have recently appeared in AMERICAN WRITING, POMPOM, LA PETITE ZINE, CAN WE HAVE OUR BALL BACK, and others. His book advancedELVIScourse is forthcoming from Buck Downs Books, and his FRANK is forthcoming from The Jargon Society (www.JargonBooks.com). He co-edits FREQUENCY with Magdalena Zurawski, and edits BANJO: Poets Talking. CAConrad's POETRY PAGE (UPDATED 10/14/02):

http://hometown.aol.com/caconrad13/myhomepage/profile.html

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from THE CITY REAL & IMAGINED: Philadelphia Poems

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(this is a collaborative project with poet Frank Sherlock.

our form is the city of Philadelphia, where we alternate

leading walks through its various layers and interiors.

at the end of a walk we go our separate ways and write

the day's experience. here is one such entry.)

04/21/02

by CAConrad

"Ought to send the mayor and them

other politicians over to fight the war!

You know how long they'd last! Yeah!"

--Kathleen McCollough, one

of Philadelphia's homeless

Senior Citizen Soothsayers

phrasing lack...

time was

longer once

then the

sponge of

routine

whose idea

was this

planet

anyway!?

you mother

fuckers

shitting

on life

time throat

muscle!

hearse & 4

of Hearts

corner of

15th & Green

celebrity guest: ABUNDANCE!

car nick

name of

automo

bile

Jay's nick

name his

first

initial

what was a

window before

the word?

imagine entire

cities with no

language

no?

no.

for other

possibilities

please ignore

your priest

your

mouth will

free

you

gnaw your

foot from

the trap

c'mon you!

who mentions

Pegalina first? (one time

this guy yelled

SUCK MY DICK!

she yelled I'LL CHEW

YOUR CROTCH INTO

A PUSSY!

she's not

kidding

mister!)

what are we

doing here

Sherlock

playing

Black Jack

at the bar this

fascist restaurant

where I once waited

tables Police Trainer

video game where

I sucked dope and

made out with the

nerdy dishwasher in

the cooler where

sausage beat cheese

where sex on the

job replaced health

insurance and rent

overdue where I

first thought if

restaurants in

the afterlife

don't serve

themselves

I'm not

going!

 

 

CA Conrad