Greg Farnum

 

Greg can be reached at g.farnum@french-rogers.com. I liked these best

read as one long piece...they sort of talk to each other.

 

 

 

 

Sexy Rebel

What would I call Meg Ryan?

SEXY REBEL WITH THE GOLDEN GLEAM

for starters, which is easy because

it's already been provided

by the magazine cover

next to my head.

Intriguing...

you could build a whole life that way

with the pre-written thoughts

available on every side.

Have to be careful though,

my next thought is Britney Spears

Das Geschäft mit den Teeny-Stars

and I don't even how what I'm thinking,

though I do know (limiting my worldview

to beautiful women) that Liz Hurley

can't stand to spend a day without getting on the net

...and who can blame her?

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Presents? Over and done. So go

get yourself what you really

wanted. A MiniDisc player. A

digital camera. Or maybe a PDA.

Oh, and did we mention the home-theater

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My thoughts are leading me astray

-- farther and farther.

It is very lonely here in Electronics Deals Land

and not even a picture of Britney to guide me.

 

 

 

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Xerox is a registered trade mark and cannot be used in vain. Or, as the Associated Press Stylebook and Libel Manual (copyright 1992) puts it: Xerox A trademark for a brand of photocopy machine. Never a verb. So, Xerox is a registered trade mark and cannot be used in vain. And then there's the matter of Kleenex...

 

Alien Baseball

Morning dream:

a Japanese pitcher

throws the ball

again and

again;

up on his toes

he hurls himself into the pitch,

like the gear of a watch

his body falls forward

with relatively little strain

on his arm.

The surprise

(for me) is in

the stands, where

flat faced, big eyed

aliens watch.

Welcome to the day.

 

 

What Are the Words of the Day?

What are the words of the day?

Brick-and-mortar? e-tailer?

Is that them?

Shovel more Americana into the processing engine.

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What Are the Words of the Day? #2

crickets

crickets

said

Aram

Saroyan

slender type

on paper

how far away

that world

dead

as the telegram

What are the words of the day?

Brick-and-mortar? e-tailer?

Is that them?

Honor the 80s

say the postage stamps the lady

on the radio is talking

about...the CD, The Cosby Show...

what else did she mention?

The Minivan? The 800 number?

"92.3 WMXD...because nobody does it

like the Brake Shoppe."

What would John Cage say as

the car creeps through the snow toward work?

"Dance the night away"?

 

 

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routes along floors, walls, doors, reinforcement; and an oil,

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to locate safety equipment, base hydraulic fluids; the dark

 

 

 

Star Spar

Star

spare

spear

spar

 

 

Sondage This

Dream of a piece of fabric.

What? Why?

Later, at work,

the words songer, sondage

hover just beyond the computer.

Sondage what?

Snow

falling on information architecture?

 

 

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Radio Storm

There's a storm on the radio,

snowflakes falling through the airwaves;

it's coming my way,

toward the street I'm driving down

in the pre-dawn darkness

where from the lone brightly illumined window

of the small office building

one word (cry or call) on rarely used frequencies

escapes:

pho-to-copy

its full-voiced insistence buffets the car,

then, like a bird whose visits have their own time and reason

is gone.

 

 

 

Song of the Open Road

Oh good

another long dull story

on NPR

about a little known

medical

condition

while traffic slowed by road construction

stops

for two people who have decided

to strew the pavement with broken glass

crumple fenders

and talk to the police.

-- They're depending on me

to help raise 785 million dollars

before 6:30.

If I enjoy these priceless programs

I'll be glad to pay.

For a contribution of just 1.5 million

I'll get this marvellous

hand thrown

coffee mug

(by respected local ceramicist

Barth Gilbreath

-- a limited edition).

 

ADOPT A ROAD

ADOPT A LAKE

ADOPT A SCHOOL

Now I've got three children.

If only I could get that coffee mug

(and maybe that disease...)

 

 

Day 26

car street elevator office

work computer boss

boss computer

lunch

computer boss

boss computer e-mail

office elevator street car

Jour 26

auto rue ascenseur bureau

travaille ordinateur patron

patron ordinateur

dejeuner

ordinateur patron

patron ordinateur courrier

électronique bureau ascenseur rue auto

 

 

 

Say It So

, so we is is it say it

is, it it say is we so

so it it, is is say we

is it say is we it so,

it is is it we, so say

we is is say it so, it

it, so is we is say it

it is is say we it so,

say we is it is so, it

is it it we say is, so

we is say it it, so is

, is we it it so say is

we is say, so is it it

is is, it it we so say

we it is it so, say is

so is we, is it say it

is it say so it, we is

 

 

 

Napkin Poem

This is my napkin poem

writ at the coffee shop

where the Arab girl at the next table

says "all computers, all computers

in there, no people doing it"

before she lapses back into Arabic

where I cannot follow,

and a girl at the table past that

says, oddly enough, "Oscoda"

(a lakeshore town in Northern Michigan)

and nothing else about Oscoda

can be discerned in the ambient buzz

except I guess computers are doing it there too

...no people?

 

 

Greg Farnum