Steve Jackson Games

This rant comes via Sondra London, originally from Steve Jackson Games, publisher of various Illuminati materials.

It All Comes Together Now

There is a persistent rumor that Proctor and Gamble is Satanist because its

logo has stars in it. This

is nonsense, of course.

P&G actually sold Mrs. Field's cookie recipe to Neiman Marcus for $2,000

after the kiddie tattoos

laced with LSD that were supposed to be used for satanic ritual abuse at

that day care center in

Beaufort were mistakenly eaten by the choking doberman who was bitten by

the snake that came

out of the fur coat that was worn by the escaped homicidal maniac whose

hook prosthesis was

found hanging from the door of the car of the teenagers who high-tailed it

out of a lover's lane when

they heard that he had escaped and then went to the pot party where the

kids who were supposed

to be babysitting got high on marijuana and were so stoned they

accidentally put the baby in the

oven instead of the turkey that makes you sleepy because it contains

tryptophan because the

microwave was ruined by the exploding poodle that the girl with the beehive

hairdo that turned out

to contain roaches who had gotten an automatic "A" at college because her

roommate had

committed suicide had put in to dry after it had gotten wet chasing the

vanishing hitchhiker who had

tried to warn the girl that her insides were cooked because she had stayed

too long under the sun

lamp at the local tanning salon while her dad poured a load of concrete

into a new convertible

parked outside of the house because he thought it belonged to a guy who

was

having sex with his

wife but was really a prize he had won in a contest at that radio station

that played rock records that

contained hidden commands and subliminal messages planted by the Jews,

international bankers,

the Trilateral Commission, the Council on Foreign Relations, the

Illuminati, the New World Order,

multinational corporations, right wing militias, Jerry Falwell, the

Christian Coalition, Planned

Parenthood, and the spooks at Hanger 18 of Area 51 in Dreamland who

performed the autopsies

on the aliens who crashed at Roswell, New Mexico while on a mission to

abduct people and

conduct weird sexual and reproductive experiments on them because they

knew

we use only ten

percent of our brains even without implants in them and that engineers had

"proven" that

bumblebees can't fly and that sugar wakes you up even if you're a CIA

agent

who has recovered

memories about conspiring with organized crime and anti-Castro extremists

to kill JFK with a magic

bullet, and then killed dozens of other people whose odds of all dying

within the period in which

they did are infintesimal even if you don't count their near-death

experiences in which an angel

guided them to the light before they were called back because it wasn't

time for them to die like

Mikey from the Life cereal commercials did after eating Pop Rocks(R)

candy

when his friend Alice

Cooper who was Eddie Haskell on Leave it to Beaver woke up after a one

night stand in a hotel

only to find that the girl he was with was gone and had written "Welcome

to

the world of AIDS" in

lipstick on the bathroom mirror which terrified him because he knew that

it

is just as easy to get

AIDS from heterosexual intercourse as it is from homosexual sodomy with an

IV drug user because

when the US government created AIDS to commit genocide against blacks who

aren't adversely

affected by the minimum wage with the aid of Korean grocers who don't give

anything back to the

community they knew that Anne Klein had said on the Donahue show that she

didn't want blacks

buying her clothes because when the poison they put in that fried chicken

at Church's so The Rich

could keep the poor down because they can't be rich if nobody is poor there

would be a massive

coverup like the Philadelphia Experiment or the carburetor that can allow

a

car to get 100 mpg in

perpetual motion just like Nikola Tesla had done a hundred years ago using

the same principle that

Uri Geller uses to bend spoons and psychic friends use to give you valuable

insights that improve

your life for amusement purposes only while smoking a cigarette that has

no

more been proven to

give you cancer than evolution has been proven to occur because it's only

a

theory and there are no

transitional fossils and it violates the second law of thermodynamics

unlike creation science which is

not religious and fear of irradiated food which is rational because we

know

it's bad just like the

assault weapons that are more dangerous than other semi-automatic weapons

because they look

scary and ugly and they're ok to ban because the second amendment wasn't

meant to preserve the

rights of individuals against the state like the other nine amendments in

the Bill of Rights but instead is

the only amendment designed to protect the state against individuals

because if there is no effective

way to keep guns out of the hands of criminals the next best thing is to

keep them out of the hands

of law abiding citizens...

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S. J. Games