Doug McClellan

Doug McCellan provides proof to critics that RealPoetik posts doggeral

with these selections from his DUMBO (Doggeral to Undermine the Mach-

inations of the Bush Oligarchy) Project (unrealized, with a goal of

writing a verse a day and circulating them via email list to various

friends). Guess whose email list? He can be reached at deemac@cruzio.com.

Dumbo #4

Dubya's getting downright bossy

As he saddles up the posse.

Star Wars. Cold War.

Just like it was before.

Enemies show up mighty fine

On the Holy Bottom Line.

Dumbo #6

Ee-lection or See-lection

Neither one will really do

After just a little reflection

What the hell, let's call it a coup

Dumbo #7

Dubya's riff on the American Dream

Fantasy baseball on the White House green

Lure 'em away from drugs and crime

Eighteen delinquents at a time

Teach 'em the rules of the land of the free

'Cause George Will's gonna referee

Dumbo # 8

Dubya's handlers agree in toto

"Squash that nonsense from Kyoto

What's the good of having pull for

If you can't get what you paid in full for"

Dumbo #10

Exxon wants to thank her

For being extra nice.

They're naming a supertanker

After Condeleezza Rice

In the role that she'll befilling

She'll contain mad Arafat

To keep the company drilling

And all those kitties fat

Dumbo #13

Whoopee, hurray, and ho-hosanna

Prayer and oil shall fill our tanks

Cause Dubya is our top banana

We get tax-back bucks in our piggy banks

And achieve this blessed state of grace

Through the magic of the market place

Doug McClellan