Nick Tosches

Nick Tosches is the author of Hellfire, Dino, Trinities, Chaldea, and other books. He lives in New York City.

MY KIND OF LOVING

What is it with you people who don't understand
the senseless slaughter of animals?
What is it with you people
who don't want to wear fur?
I want to fuck you in fur.
Kill me a Kennedy;
that's my idea of foreplay.
Bring me his fucking pig-faced mick head
on a silver platter—
No, better yet: Aynsley makes these plates,
22-karat gold and blue Cobalt—
Fuck the silver; bring me his head on one of those.
Wear your diamond-seamed stockings,
special shoes from Brazil.
I'll see you there.
I'll see you there.