Mark Peters

Mark Peters is a writer, juggler, and teacher from Buffalo, NY.

PUT

I put 'em up. I put "goo" in an official report! I put a boy into a coma. I put a bucket in the middle of a circle. I put a butterfly in my garden. I put a layer of lasagna noodles on top. I put a little surprise in there. I put a lot of faith in us. I put a mouse in a bag. I put a price tag on my daughter. I put a rainbow in the sky. I put a spell on you. I put a strip of tape on the carpet about 5 ft. away from the bucket. I put agents' lives at risk. I put all the round things together for Eunice. I put all these diseases into the dog. I put an asshole Republican oilman in the White House. I put bone to bone. I put butts in boats. I put crap in my mouth. I put down my beer and began to grope myself. I put down the butter knife. I put down the duckie! I put down the picnic basket. I put faith in the words of Allah. I put feces into milk. I put flesh to flesh. I put freedom first. I put horse manure on my head. I put in my tampons with a bazooka. I put it all together. I put it back in the man's brain. I put it down to "human nature." I put it forward as an explanation for slime. I put it in my sister's hair. I put it into small medical syringes. I put jellyfish in our sugar. I put lipstick on my head. I put little bells on my kid. I put millions of dollars in off-shore banks. I put more bucks in my bucket. I put my arms around you. I put my budgie in an outside cage. I put my Dad on a respirator. I put my daughter through college. I put my eyes back in their sockets. I put my faith in a bomb...and my protection on a cross. I put my finger in the other hole. I put my glass on the table. I put my head down on Baba's feet. I put my head in the toilet. I put my jewels back in the casket, and dressed myself in the plain black gown. I put my makeup on while driving. I put my money where my heart is. I put my psychic powers to work. I put my sister to the test. I put my well-manicured finger on the pulse of every crossdresser's dream. I put myself on the fast track. I put on a forlorn, pleading look, placed one finger in my mouth... I put on a little puppet show. I put on a tattered dress and joined the flower girls on the steps of the fountain. I put on an elaborate performance including eight conspicuous pieces of behavior of which four were entirely new. I put on latex gloves at work. I put on my green shoes. I put on my long black coat. I put on some antlers and walked like a moose. I put on some death metal. I put on the black stiletto heels. I put our children at risk. I put out raging fires. I put people in the middle of my war with Satan. I put priests to death. I put shit in my dick and it was only $49.95. I put slime on a string. I put sports in perspective. I put squid in the dish. I put stripes in toothpaste. I put succulent plants in strawberry pots. I put the "ass" in punkass. I put the "bra" in Brazil. I put the "du" in dumb. I put the asshole on the back-end of the horse instead of on top. I put the beans in the bucket and put the dishpan in the center of the floor. I put the belt around my life. I put the bones in my pocket. I put the car in reverse. I put the cart before the horse. I put the cluck in the duck. I put the dog in the microwave. I put the fatal pill in my mouth. I put the forbidden fruit in the garden. I put the glass to my lips. I put the hurt on you. I put the left leg of my pants on first. I put the lime in the coconut. I put the whammee on you. I put them dinosaur bones in the ground. I put this and that together. I put thoughts in your minds. I put together a 25 minute promotional tape. I put too much pressure on my kids. I put Twinkies in my suitcase. I put two and two together. I put unwrapped caramels and the water in a medium saucepan. I put up a good fight. I put viruses on this planet so people could teach themselves Harmonic accessing. I put what where? I put you in a cage with dogs.

Mark Peters