From solipsis@hevanet.com Thu Jan 11 15:29:02 2001
Subject: RED JESUS GREEN JESUS (ver1.7)
To bad we didn't get this in December, but I thought it would make as good
an offering for Easter.
Solipsis says:
Born and raised in the oil-smudged tar-fields of northern texas, I was a
poor and innocent songster of glee.. One day I was given a powerful and
unknown agent which tranformed me into the powerful and shamanistic
word-beast I have become today.. GREAT SKULL ZERO; dark, strange, like a
black velvet centipede bursting from the eyesocket of Elvis. I published my
new screams in an underground zine for several years called _The Toenail
Gazook_, then was latter captured by film-maker Gus Van Sant who put my
words into his novel _Pink_. I can now be reached exclusively at
www.hevanet.com/solipsis .
RED JESUS GREEN JESUS (ver1.6):
a Chr[ist}-Mass P{oem]
Green Jesus
Red Jesus
Christ with glistening forehead eye
Christ the lord-robot of infinity
Christ the flea
Christ, the vine
Jesus, the abstraction
Jesus, the visible
Jesus, the symbol of turmoil
Christ, the symbol of completion
Jesus, the Ankh
Christ, the Swastika
Jesus, the tetraskelion
Christ, the luminous orb
Jesus, the Knot
Christ, the Soliton
Green Jesus
Red Jesus
Christ the tower of Babel
Christ with anti-grav boots
Christ the teleology salesman
Christ, the Movie
Christ, the forgotten
Jesus, Lucifer's arch-enemy
Christ, the great lucifer
Christ, the man
Jesus, the woman
Skeleton Jesus
Cigarette smoking Jesus
Whiskey drinking Jesus
Jesus, the beer
Mutant Jesus
Black Jesus
Black Panther Jesus
AfroChrist
Jesus, the X-man
Christ's Mass = 47nanograms
Christ's Mass = 47billion terragrams
Jesus, the feather bearer
Christ, the Dove
Jesus, the bird man of Easter island
Christ, the bird man of Alcatraz
Christ, of Christmas Island
Jesus, the bird language of Easter Island
Jesus Atahualpa
Jesus of X-mas
Christ of X-tian
Jesus, son of X
Triple X Christ
softcore jesus
soft-shelled jesus
Crustaceon Christ
Devil-fish Jesus
Green Jesus
Red Jesus
Psychadelic Jesus
Mushroom Jesus
Acid Christ
Sci-fi Jesus
Grey epileptic jesus clones
in pentecostal orgy
electrodes on their nipples
heads shaved
gene-sequence series #'s
tatooed like holocaust victims
on their wrists
nurses videotape the event
for blasphemy porn enthusiasts
in tight black rubber nun's habits
wearing crystalline thorn-crowns
and ice-pick sharp
stainless steel crucifixes
dipped in tetrodotoxin
Bondage Christ
Painchrist
Whipping boy Jesus
Christ with pierced tongue
Prince Albert Jesus
green jesus
red jesus
Christ hangers for your cashmere sweaters
for your new sportscoat
for your FILA sweat jacket
plasic jesus
jesus-mobile
supermarket jesus
christ in a bottle
little jesus abandoned in a shopping cart
www.crucifix.org
cartoon jesus
christ-sticker on a blood-red lava-lamp
big fat tatooed jesus
jesus, the mexican wrestler
Christ, the ladder of abstraction
Eesa, the dishdash wearing savior
Jesu, the green alien baby fetish
green jesus
red jesus
Giant Christ knocking on the U.N. building
Jesus Manson locked up in heaven/prison
God staring teary-eyed at dead "indians"
Ghosts like cheese in the fridge
packed and fermented
Jesus the Psycho
Jesus the Madman
Jesus the Criminal
Christ the misapprehended
Christ the misunderstood
Dead Christ
Undead Christ
Christ the Vampire, by J.G. Eccarius
Christ the Zombi
Christ who would not die
Corpse Christ
Rotten Jesus wind
Jesus, the Lycanthropic divinomorph
Jesus, the tomb dweller
Jesus, the fermented
Jesus, the leavened
Christ, the foot
Jesus, the head
Christ, the arisen Necromancer
Jesus, the critic-hero
Christ, the revolutionary
green jesus
red jesus
Christ of Arvo Part
Christ of Penderecki
Christ I love to listen too
Christ the great Satan of Tonalism
Dissonant Christ
Christ, The Composer
Christ the bloody one
Quetzalcoatlichrist
feathered-snake-christ
Christ the blood letter
Christ the Mayan Royal
Christ the Android
Christ the Heavy Metal Star
Christ the extreme athlete
Christ the Guitar God
Jesus, The Slayer
Jesus Harquebusier
Christ, The Knight
Christ, the Decomposer
Christ, the electric savior
Jesus, the typewriter
Christ, a form of technological innovation
green jesus
red jesus
santa jesus claus satan christ mary
transgendered jesus
homosexual jesus
big-breasted jesus
anal-sex jesus
stripper jesus
Christ, the cock-ring
Christ, the pornostar
Gay Jesus
Lesbian Jesus
Long-dong Jesus
Double-dong Jesus
Heterosexual Christ
Jesus, the Lover
Jesus, the ladies' man
Casanova Jesus
Supernova Christ
Gentleman Jesus
Sir Jesus of Christhamshire commons
Neighborhood Jesus
jesus the city
Metropolitan Jesus
Christ, the Cannon
Christ, the Canon
Christ, the Artillery
Jesus, the bullet
Christ the child of sweet grace
Christ the Indian Saint
Christ the Mormon
Christ the beloved
Christ, the transcendent
WW1 jesus
WW2 Christ
Viet Kong Jesus
WarChrist, Jesu of angry blood screams
Attila, the HunChrist
meditating jesus
Jesu-Eesho
Jesus Pbuh
Jeza-eesa
Jesus-Sananda
Ewok-Jesus
EESHO MASHEEKHA
EESA AL-MASEEH
AL-MASEEHU EESA
Yeshua Christ
Christ/Boddhivistva
Jesus, Sixth Ray of Devotion and Idealism
Christ, the Jew
Christ, the Aramaic controversy
Christ, the planetary Avatar
Christ, the penniless bum
Jesus, the King of the 79,000 heavens
C3PO-Jesus
Christ, the Jedi
hungry jesus
BBQ jesus ribs
Christ the icon of failed dreams
Christ the irony
Christ the beauty of fragile human understanding
Christ the mistake
Christ the gentle unreasoning of the mad animal
Christ the poor
Jesus the little man of the poor
Jesus the savior
Jesus, the long-haired buddha of the Levant
Christ, the glowing monkey
Jesus, the wishing well
Kissing Jesus
on the mouth
tasting the red wine
he speaking Aramaic
over you
you see his woolen robe
his scarred feet
you feel love
like a diamond bullet
through your skull
you hear a faint hindi cinema
sweet and high-pitched
you realize
Jesus is a hindu
and has his fierce aspect
like any other god
he takes you by the hand
Let's go
an ocean of milk
opens before you
you are walking with Jesus
across the ocean of milk
and you can hear nothing
but Lata and Mukesh
jesus has warm hands
the milk is calm and vast
merry Christ-mass..
Solipsis