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Monday 8/11/97 "I Want to Join a Suicide Cult"
The infamous suicide-cannibal-sex cult known as the Church of Euthanasia
is bringing their message "SAVE THE PLANET--KILL YOURSELF" to America's
youth. Jerry wants to know why, but he doesn't get any answers: instead
Pastor Kim waves a crucified chicken while cult leader Rev. Chris Korda
spray-paints an inflatable globe. Grace wants to join the cult, but her
ex-fiancee Chuck is determined to stop her. He's joined by members of
the Creator's Rights Party, a Christian group that advocates seizing
nuclear weapons to blackmail the federal government into arresting
homosexuals. Then... Rev. Korda reveals that CRP founder Neal Horsely
was raped in prison while doing time for drug dealing. Meanwhile the
CRP can't stop Grace from stripping down to a dominatrix outfit. She
becomes a member on the spot and accuses Jerry of harrassing her. Jerry
goes one-on-one with Grace and we'll see who comes out top. Next up...
Neal's friend Mike Bray, who served 46 months for conspiracy to bomb ten
abortion clinics. He tries to hide in the audience, but the Church
points him out, and produces evidence linking the CRP to "Army of God"
bombings in Atlanta. Rev. Korda eats a fetus and throws its head into
the audience, church member Vermin X squirts Neal in the face with a
penis-shaped water pistol, and we can't air the gay sex demonstration.
Church of Euthanasia: www.paranoia.com/coe
Creator's Rights Party: www.christiangallery.com