Sparrow

 

 

 

In addition to having prehensile toes, Sparrow is the author of Yes, You ARE

a Revolutionary! and Republican Like Me (Soft Skull Press). Also, he writes

Quarter to Three, a monthly feature for Chronogram (www.chronogram.com). He

is a proponent of the new American poetics.

 

THE NEW AMERICAN POETICS

 

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EXPERIMENT #1

Read one poem a night
for two weeks.
Then read no poems
for two weeks.

Notice: Which weeks do
you sleep better?

 

12 APOSTLE

I prefer to say "12 apostle"
rather than "12 apostles."

 

JANE CAMPION

"How I love the name
Jane Campion," I murmured.

"'Run, Jane Campion!
'Awake, Jane Campion!'"

 

JANE CAMPION II

 

"If only her husband
were named Apollo:
Apollo and Jane Campion."

 

UNTITLED

 

Bumper sticker: I'M A GNOSTIC, DAMMIT!

 

DEFINITION

 

zebraey - resembling a zebra

 

 

IDEA FOR A SCIENCE FICTION NOVEL

 

A universe exactly like ours except there is no word "legacy."

 

IDEA FOR A MOVIE TRAILER

 

A universe exactly like ours except there is no "one man alone."

 

A SHORT NARRATIVE OF THE CIVIL WAR

 

The Paranoid
South lost to
Victorious
Arsonists.

 

FREUD IS...

 

Freud is dead.

Buddha and Einstein -- dead.

The only people left are garage mechanics, soldiers, ambassadors.

Who will lead us?

 

FOUR QUARTERS

 

Four quarters do not
equal a dollar.

They equal 99.99 cents.

.01 cent is missing.

Everyone feels this absence
deep inside.

 

HEARD IN A DREAM

 

"Cloak the har."

 

FEAR OF MOON

 

I fear the moon
and its announcements
each day.

 

HEARD IN A DREAM

 

"No more Mr. New."

 

HEARD IN A DREAM

 

"Where's my pollen? You stole my pollen!"

 

DEFINITION

 

Lincolnsphere - psychic sphere containing all opinions and theories about Abraham Lincoln