Sparrow's hobbies include hot baths, the study of French, and Count Basie records. He is running for president.

Proverb

All amoebas have the same last name.

Penis Forgeries

Beware
of
penis forgeries!

Strange Fact

Very few tall people become Christians.

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This poem uses all the
letters of the alphabet.

Off-Campus

I live
246 miles
off-campus.

Unfinished Poem

This poem
is unfini

Debt

Each time
I write a poem
I go further in debt.

I am now
1200 poems
in debt.