J. Kevin Wolfe

J. Kevin Wolfe lives in Cincinnati and can be reached at wolfe@psionworld.net. His articles and cartoons have appeared in Writer's Digest Magazine.

van Gogh Says

van Gogh says to God "I do not like

your gawky use of trees in your landscapes so

I made my own.

You make the starry night breathe

but do not show the dynamics except

for in creeping shadows of leaves.

You pottered a flawless conch shell

a billion years ago but

what were you doing during post impressionism?"