So, what were you expecting?

Something like this?

Imagine you're a new real estate agent desperate for your first commission showing off the "new listing" to the "stranger" who called you at the office and offered to meet you at the house (and of course, you didn't tell anyone where you were going (naughty you), misbehaving pantyless schoolgirl (over the age of 18 of course) being called into the Principal's office for flashing the new male teacher, first time OB/GYN patient seeing fictious doctor and not knowing that he's not supposed to help undress you, ask you all sorts of personal questions and do more, policeman's captive and searched everywhere throughly, photographer's "model", Girl Scout selling more than her delicious cookies (and we're not talking the computer kind), innocent victim or misbehaving employee calling in sick only to encounter an "escaped prisoner's or intruder/burglar." Karma does come around, doesn't it?

Why did you come here?

Inquiring minds want to know.