And now for a little
"truth in 'employment offered' advertising":

Are you bored with the corporate rat race?
Feel that the rats have won?

Tired of wearing an uncomfortable, itchy suit or dress
along with a strangling tie or confining pantyhose
every weekday
to please someone else?

Who won't pay you what you're really worth?
Weary of being treated as a "Beverly" (Dilbert humor)?
By someone you'd rather throw in front of a train?

Fed up with working someone else's hours (i.e. 7-3/8-5)
instead of your *natural* body rhythms, say 3-11 p.m.

Weary of commuting an hour each way to your job?
Tired of having your loved ones ask on weekends,
"Mommy/Daddy, who's that strange man/woman?"

Want to do something really challenging?
Test your personal and moral limits?
Find out how liberated you really are?
Use your mind...for once.

Does it sound entertaining to you to
talk on the phone (and get paid for it)?
Would you speak the unspeakable?
Do you have a good speaking voice,
a flair for telephone entertainment,
and a non-stop imagination?

Then you can be a phone s*x operator.

It's not that much different
than working as a
corporate slave, company vassal, or temp slave.

Because either way you have to submit
and give the clients
(read bosses) what they kinkly desire.

You can work out of the privacy of your own home
or at our office if you want an excuse to get out of the house
on your back if you wish, n*de or in pj's
(think of how much you could save on clothing wear and tear),
keep that car a few more years,
avoid waiting for the bus, traffic jams, and congestion.
See your loved ones more frequently than you want to.

And you don't have to be in the closet.
You get to set your own hours and days.
Well, sort of, we do have to consider the clients' "needs"
so Friday and Saturday evenings are a must, sigh.

And you can work from your home with...
no inv*estment requir*d

All lifestyles.
All sexual orientations (even straight).
All genders (even those in-between).
Make big (untaxed?) b*cks.
Write off your "home office expenses, s*x fantasy books,
or your phone bill on your Schedule C if you wish.
Plus -- management and training opportunities.

Guaranteed base salary plus a fun, easy-going environment.
All shifts (particularly evening for you night owls
who have to suffer every day getting up for someone else).

So, if you think you have what it
takes to be a real man or woman,
because we're only looking
for a few good women
(and fewer men),

So put your money where your mouth or imagination is.

Call us at 1-800-444-5250 anytime or
if you live in the Greater Seattle area,

(206) 286-5295 M-F 9am to 6 p.m.
(206) 286-5221
(206) 622-0669 (Internet Service: accepts men, women, and couples)
(816) 292-2878
(206) 505-6278 (Msg. only) U-District

(206) 505-5581

(Yes, these are real numbers
for national and local Phone S*x businesses)

If you want to work in ad*lt films, call
1-800-928-6623

For modeling, call 206-547-0846

Offer expires April 1st, 1998

>;{) Peter Sellers double with receding hairline and mustache
smiling and winking.
* symbols are used for defeating the Evil Net Nanny and other censoring software.