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This is is part of the Telemarketing Scum Page as I put it up in 1996. Most of the website is now focused on less aggressive scripts, but the idea remains the same. The main site is at www.scn.org/~bk269/telemarketing.html

Scripts for Telemarketing Targets

If You Have an Anti-Slam Block

An Anti-Slam Block prevents third parties from changing your long distance phone service without your written authorisation.

Identify your dial tone provider (local carrier) as something else. Either a made-up name or a plausable large corporate labyrnith like MS or AOL Telecomm. Imagine someone tracing through their phone system for the "local carrier" department!

Refusal to Give an Answer

This is becoming more prevalent as the slimier operations have taken to avoiding giving their identity.
(... but it becomes less of a problem now that the business which engaged the telemarketer is directly responsible for telescum action. It seems that the FTC and FCC (US) consider telemarketers to be incapable of being responsible for anything!)

If you feel particularly aggressive (but calm), wait until they want a piece of information and say you don't trust them because you believe they are chronic liers (referencing their earlier statement) and that you don't really trust them with new information. Point out:

These slime will end up hating people more than they do, but the idea is not to improve morale there.

Enhance Morale

The cue to this one is the telemarketer mentioning they're relatively new.

First ask how long have most workers there been there. Then ask the obvious --



and if they ask Why?

Ask what attempts have they made to only call those people who have requested to be annoyed.





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site first posted November 3, 1996
rev October 8, 2007 copyright 1996, S. Protigal