Scoring:

• Basic Point System:
  • For each minute spent on the phone 10 pts.
  • Getting transfered to someone who makes more than minimum wage 15 pts
  • For each minute spent on the phone with person making more than minimum wage 25 pts
• Bonus Points:
  • Getting them to repeat part of the "script" 5 pts/each
  • Getting answers to stupid questions 15 pts/each
  • Changing the subject 50 pts/each
  • Making the salesperson angry 175 pts
  • Making the salesperson hang up 750 pts
  • Call back, get their boss on the phone, and tell them the salesperson hung up on you 1500 pts
  • Getting their 1-800- number 10 pts
  • Checking the number a week later and it is busy or disconnected 5000 pts
  • Using a speakerphone 10 pts
  • Getting small dog to bark when using speakerphone 50 pts

courtesy of Tormenting Telemarketers