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on the web at the Seattle Community Network
from the great Northwet
where - remember - in Seattle it's always
raining, and:
our children have webbed feet,
the green hair on our kids is moss,
you can tell wood siding by the mushrooms,
locally manufactured rain gauges give digital reading in feet,
a local insurance company provides coverage for umbrella
collisions, and
there is a road sign saying Fish crossing.
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Dog off-leash run area: Barking lot.
What do you call a whole row of rabbits running
away when you approach them?
A receding hare line.
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spotted on the back of a bread truck:
Drive carefully. The loaf you save may be your
own.
Ghandi was known to walk
barefoot until his soles got real toughened up. He fasted to the
point of weakness and his funny diet gave him bad breath. That's
why he is known as, bear with me now,
the super-calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.
Sign in a swampland:
Parking for amphibious vehicles only:
Violators toad.
I have decided to apply as a backup at Monsters
Inc.
My boss says he'll give me a good letter of recommendation.
They left me in the air about whether the
new millenium starts in 2000 or in 2001,
so I celebrated for a whole year.
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