Please try the following:
- Click the
Refreshments button, or try again when you get up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom.
- If you typed the page address in the Address bar, try letting the
browser fill it in for you - you could never spell this one.
- To check your connection settings, check if your modem lights are
blinking. If only one light is blinking, your
modem could be harrassing you, qualifying you to join the class action lawsuit against U.S. Robotics.
- If your Network Administrator has enabled it, Microsoft Windows can examine your
network and automatically discover your personal
recreational habits and forward them to your
insurance provider.
If you would like Big Insurance to try and discover them,
click Detect Recreational Settings
-
Some sites require 128K
Memory. If you even have DOS your computer should
have 640K. And you're trying to use the internet?
Who are you trying to kid?
-
If you are trying to reach
my political site, make sure your stomach can
withstand it. Click the Tools menu, and
then click Censorship Options. On the
Advanced tab, scroll to the Insecurity section
and check settings for GOP 2.0, NRA 3.0, CWA 1.0,
EIB 1.0.
- Click the
Back button to scan your computer for a slipped disk.
Cannot find server or Gangstream Error Internet Exploder
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