If you get melted chocolate all over your hands, you're eating it too slowly.
Chocolate covered raisins, strawberries, orange slices & cherries all count as fruit, so eat as many as you want.
Problem: How to get 2 pounds of chocolate home from the store in hot car. Solution: Eat it in the parking lot.
Diet tip: Eat a chocolate bar before each meal. It'll take the edge off your appetite and you'll eat less.
A nice box of chocolates provide your total daily intake of calories in one place. Isn't that handy?
If you can't eat all your chocolate, it will keep in the freezer. *But if you can't eat all your chocolate, it may be a sign of a deeper problem.
If calories are an issue, store your chocolate on top of the fridge. Calories are afraid of heights, and they will jump out of the chocolate to protect themselves.
Equal amounts of dark chocolate and white chocolate, is a balanced diet.
Two phrases: Money talks. Chocolate sings.
The preservatives in Chocolate make you look younger.
Q. Why is there no such organization as Chocoholics Anonymous? A. Because no one wants to quit.
If not for chocolate, there would be no need for control top pantyhose. An entire garment industry would be devastated.
Put "eat chocolate" at the top of your list of things to do today. That way, at least you'll get one thing done.
Even more good news! It was reported in this morning's paper that chocolate eaters live longer!! (I *swear*, really I didn't make this up!) - Jacqueline, who's actively engaged in lengthening her life span
In article 3679d2d1.323231@news.cyberus.ca>, ntaylor@SPAMLESS.cyberus.ca (Nancy) writes:
Hi everyone, hey, guess what.. chocolate really IS good for you!!!! We have a TV programme over here in the UK called "Tomorrows World", all about the latest scientific discoveries and technologies. Anyway, there I was last night, munching my way through a bar of Cadburys' Dairy Milk chocolate ... and almost fell off the settee in surprise when they announced that YES, it's been scientifically proven that chocolate really is good for you!! AT LAST!!!! Before you all dash off for another box of choccies... let me give you the details.
Apparently it's the smell of the chocolate that holds the key. You know how just the gorgeous smell of chocolate makes your mouth water? Well, the extra saliva that's generated when you're sniffing and drooling carries far more than just the promise of that yummy taste. Sniffing chocolate triggers of a massive stimulation of Imunoglobin A (igA), a vital part of the bodys defence mechanism that prevents bugs from taking hold and causing infections.
So girls.. you all know what to do this winter to help ward off those colds and sniffles... just make sure you give your chocolate a good long sniff before you pop it into your mouth!!!
If you want to check out the full story it's on the BBC website at http://www.bbc.co.uk/tw/ just hit the link to "Chocoholics Rejoice!" and ignore the part that tells you not to actually EAT the chocolate LOL!!
Chris in North Wales - off the the late night store for another healthy bar of chocolate to ward off those winter chills!!!
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