If you find your sense of humor dissing
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here's some text to get it back.
Have you had that situation of trying to figure out pronunciation from the printed word, only to find out later just how misled you were by the spelling? Dad had to correct me on Yosemite National Park. I shared my sisters experience with horizon. It is understandable if you learn horizontal first. Sometimes it's a word you've heard correctly pronounced many times, and when you finally make the connection, that's quite a big "oh yeah" experience, like it was with me when I figured out that hors d'oeuvre is of course the spelling for orderve. Once I begin pronouncing a word a certain way I usually stick to it arrogantly. Some folks from Oregon have determined to convert me, saying they were chagrined that my eloquence has gone awry.
I was standing outside my door with a cigar in hand, looking across to the hice on Magnolia bluff. It's getting today as if bi are the only vehicles that go by without you hearing deafening dra coming from them. This so-called music has also taken over at the health spae, thus keeping them from being healthy at all.
When I eat Chinese food, I eat up every last rouse. Or at an Italian restaurant, I cut it up until there is not one spaghetto longer than an inch.
I was never sure what time it was because I wore two Timices and never synchronized them.
Sometimes to save on tissues I will split the ply in two and use one Kleenek at a time.
I have become so addicuted to peanut butter cups that I can no longer eat just one Reese.
Did you hear of the rabbi who checked the county highway to make sure there were no sheriffim?
The reason we have no more heros is because there are no beeth for them to change in.
I once asked a man if he used Old Spice. He said "No, for I remain faithful to the one I have now."
If you made it this far in the page, can you say you arrove yet? Indeed you have arriven.
I wanted to get to the church before the sermon was praught. But I was heading right toward a brick wall and trew to stop. My tires scrought, and I bung the wall. My vehicle was damaged and oil lought from the engine. When I saw the price tag for repairs I nearly scrempt.
English from the Fourth Dimension: We are having a party in hyperspace. The location is at the downtown park in Salem, Orehedron. From City Hall go 3 blocks West, 2 blocks North, and 2 blocks Laird. Be there or be cubic.