Last updated on January 11, 2007 , 2006
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Who I am generally
I'm an open-minded, considerate (leaves seat down, returns phone calls in 48 hours, e-mails in 72 (it takes longer to write a response) provided your e-mail addresses what I have raised in my ad and is not a to whom it may concern e-mail or generic "will you marry me sent to everyone on a site from some cold babe in Russia, smile", holds doors open, changes my sheets about once a week for my own pleasure and that of my partner) mensch (nice gu y) who enjoys the taste of a intelligent woman, won't come up for air until you moan or clench my body, and likes to give oral and aural sex (all over), affectionate (likes to kiss, neck passionately, hug, hold hands, and touches in and out of bed), brigh t (college educated), really available and single (divorced, no kids), and sometimes like to fool around with switchable or gently dominant, considerate (doesn't get up and leave when he has had his orgasm), and imaginative (can come up with role play sce narios and ideas and run with them) men.
My friends say that I'm sincere and selective (I turn more down than I accept) in what I'm looking for, a long term relationship with an open-minded woman, couple, or considerate bi male, probabl y in that order. As a poly-oriented person, I'm willing to compromise on monogamy issues (i.e., choosing polyfidelity, a closed loop relationship, or a committed arrangement between three or more) as STD issues also make me nervous and I have my emotions to be aware of as well.
What I might look like
Physically, I've been told that I talk with my hands (hey, I'm Jewish, it goes with the territority), cute, attractive (doesn't everyone say that?), and look like the actor Peter Sellers. I'm permanently 39+13 (52) after November 21st [Scorpio] (so you could be my birthday present). When I was younger, feeling curious, vain, and somewhat insecure, I used to dye my chest hair and my very slightly receding hairline (my delicate male ego was sho wing) but don't dye my chest hair anymore after a rather bad allergic reaction.
In terms of (body) size, I'm "vertically challenged" (5'5" but emotionally TALL and expressive). I have light baby blue eyes to gaze into (mush, mush, mush). I still have a reasonably full head of light brown short hair (I just like hats) but like the Mount Rainier glaciers, my hair is starting to recede, sniff. I used to have a facial caterpillar (mustache). One day, I got tired of looking at it so I shaved it off. As a result, I discovered that I like the idea that I am still capable of making changes in my life. However, I still have a very furry (hairy) chest to lose your hands in and caress.
I'm somewhat HWP and other motor oil additives and weight in the mid to latte 150's with a nice round bubble butt for you to caress . Oh, hell, early 160's (sigh). I'm more sensitive and accepting about weight issues (my ads usually said love handles or pleasantly erotically plump accepted). This is because I lost (and have kept off) 44 pounds at Weight Watchers many years ago. I sometimes wear hearing aids in noisy environments due to wearing green (military training) two decades ago. Actually, my hearing loss was caused by too much "aural sex" as a teenager by myself (smile) but I am able to communicate and use an amplified phone. References can be provided if needed for erotic role-play purposes. I like to use and hear safewords (words that when used by a play partner stop all play.)
How I meet people generally I attend various events (go to the Columns, then The Control Tower a nd Kink Calendar) within my various alternative (educational, social, spanking, nudist, poly, Jewish, bdsm, swinger, et c.) communities, going to various nude swims and other nudist events sponsored by Sun Lovers Under Gray Skies (SLUGS), attending munches, hangin g out with friends, and by posting replies to some of the 250+ local Yahoo Groups that I am a member of and have a completed profile on as well.
Another way I find effective to meet folks by cutting to the chase is by answering and running personal advertisements in various local newspapers such as in the "alternative" sections of the Stranger, alt.polyamory newsgroup on the Internet, bi web sites Bisexual Options and Bisexual.Com, polyamory sites like PolyMatchMaker (178 listings for Washington State and free to post and respond), or OK Cupid with 245 folks listed in the Seatt le area or the poly/group marriage oriented Loving More magazine; charge to post, free to respond and not swinger oriented, swinger (I recommend ForPlay) in terms of results), kink oriented web sites like the Wet Spot Members (Discussion) Forum, Alt and Bondage, and other adult-oriented publications.
I have also responded to selected online personal ads on and off for the last couple of years and to a few male, couple and female callers or respondees who took the time to send a detailed messa ge and phone number in response. I am not impressed by people who write or IM me and either haven't taken the time to figure out why we might click or think that I want to talk to them if they live in Texas and aren't planning on visiting Seattle anytime soon. And not just because I am a "hot male top" and they are a "hot fill in the blank bottom." Pleaaassseee.
My sexual ethics
I'm selective as I have said "no" to prospective partners five times more often than I have said "yes" in the last 2 years. I practice safe sex, which I define as using condoms on any toys and for any vaginal or anal penetrating sex and for male-to-male oral sex to completion. I like the flavor, smell, and taste in giving oral sex and eating ass (saran wrap has its usefulness) but I also understand the risks and have to balance them to feel okay emotionally. While I like to dominant some of my partners, I also respect limits and expect the same when I am submitting. I believe that everyone has the right to say no or use their safeword even in the middle of doing something, havin g started a scene, or after you have gone to someone's place and it just doesn't feel right.
Other issues that commonly come up I'm drug free (but eat meat, smile) and accept other people's light herb usage although not in my presence or in my place should you be fortunate enough to be invited to visit. I don't smo ke. I'm a light social drinker (one drink at dinner about once a week). I understand that nobody's perfect, after all. I take a daily shower and shave my face every day. I'm clean (STD and HIV negative) and get tested regularly or after so m any partners.
My previous partners would describe me as masculine looking, straight-acting, and 90% heterosexual or "breeder." I'm usually orally bisexual but can go "all the way" with someone I trust. I'm straight-acting in dress and behavior. I expect the same from my male partners. I'm not into pain, bloodsports, scat, S/M, 23/7, ownership (except former bosses, smile), heavy bondage, children (except tutoring or raising them) or animals (except eati ng the latter.)
However, I'm a little "kinky". I enjoy gentle anal pleasures, rimming, spanking, light B&D (using verbal restraints or being exposed and restrained in my hands or vice versa) and acting out mutu al fantasy scenes. Sometimes, I "switch" in being either dominant or submissive (depends on my and my partner's mood and how the scene is going) in sexual pleasuring and erotic role-play.
I am a bit of a voyeur and a exhibitionist. I like hearing and watching other people make love and being watched. Like everyone in the lifestyle, I like decent XXX videos (when they aren't being added to the rare book collections), group sex, gentle anal pleasures, using toys (I prefer using toys for anal pleasures), vanilla lovemaking like kissing, necking (sucking face), petting, manual stimulation, oral and aural (phone) sex, and plain old fucking or wrapping our arms around each other and getting sweaty ("Do some push ups on me, honey.")
Also I've noticed that since some ads make a big deal of it or if you are overly concerned on this matter, I'm reasonably well-hung in imagination, fingers, and tongue, and a penile length of a < b>respectable half a foot plus one inch (which sounds more interesting than a dry "7" (ha, ha)).
Where I Live
I have my own place and live by myself in Seattle (that's part of the United States, smile). I'm semi-retired from office management work and have my own consulting company which someti mes allows me to travel (and maybe visit you?) after a contract has ended. I'm listed in Who's Who in the West. I pay my bills each month (sometimes a month in advance in case I have to leave town for work or family issues) and don't have any debt. I own a well-maintained reliable car.
My non-sexual interests My non sexual interests include cat juggling (with thick leather gloves), buying computer programs and after getting a rebate -- donating them to select charities, buying personal care items like deodorant, shampoo, razors, lotion, or soap and giving them to women's shelters (I figure that since men do most of the abusing, men should be taking some of the responsibility to create safe havens and support them) or programs which trains homeless or housing challenged folks to get ahead like FareStart, hiking without the 14 essentials, camping, computers (see e-mail address), steam tra ins, garage sales, window & thrift shopping, scenic drives, ethnic restaurants, potluck dinners with friends, sci-fi, drama, romantic (heart movies), horror, and XXX movies (like everyone else!), going to the library, chocolate, giving & receiving candlel ight massage, Jewish holidays (although, I'm not that "religious", smile even though many of my bedtime stories have a Jewish theme in them) and events, and hot springs/tubs. Damm, I'm so ordinary.
I can travel or entertain and would relocate even to the country (log homes preferred) for the right bi woman oriented man, woman or couple where the man is bi provided I can fish for trout ne arby. I'm not into watching sports so if you're a woman or not into sports, you'll never be a "sports widow."
I'm interested in meeting or introducing to the kinky community a funny, imaginative, movie-loving, kinky (what does that word really mean?), non-smoking, lite, social, or non-drinking, switchab le or "submissive" (in role-play) smart/educated, woman (preferably bi, of course (smile)), comfortable or wanting to be at ease at being a horny, wanton slut like myself (should I say, I'm a "slutto?" reflecting my dual heritage or "slutus" reflec ting my having taken Latin in college), or a couple with a a dominant or switchable bi or bicurious man, latte 20's-50's, any race or ethnicity for love, erotic role play, sexual friendship, and to share my wealth ... of humor with and (optional) k nows who the "Tuskegee Airmen" and the "No-No-Boys" were (test question). I am also open to friendships, pleasure, (and possibly relationships) with pre or post-operative transgendered folks (e.g., she-males, M2F, or F2M) and yes, I have experience in thi s realm.
I don't care if you're affectionate, read, are a chocoholic, pleasantly erotically plump, older than me (or younger), have kids, or like spicy food. I'm open to a long-term relationship (LTR), the m-word (marriage), or a group marriage if anyone from the 60's is still doing it (smile). I'm willing to relocate as jobs are jobs but relationships are special.
A reality check in the real world
As I believe in dealing with reality, I'm accept the fact if you are a Betazoid (Star Trek character), dye your hair (because I still want to do when I feel that my delicate male ego needs su pporting, at least my over abundant chest hair), shave or don't shave everywhere (although, I do like it sometimes when my partners are shaved as it brings back memories of my first time), are clothing-impaired (nudist), don't make a lot of money (fiscall y-challenged) as I used to be a VISTA volunteer, are Wiccan or New Age (what's wrong with old age?), like to read books, eat chocolate (lots of it), are diffently abled, enjoy travel, delight in the outdoors, use "big words", read the New York Times, didn't spend your or your parent's retirement money on things, or have BO (biological offspring) or CO (chosen offspring, (i.e., kids or rugrats)). We'll sell the latter for medical experiments to pay for our own ad (preferably for a bi-female, of course. I wouldn't want to go against the rules of acquisition and norms of swing and the rigid sex and play roles of spanking society which says that ads can only be for bi women or hot bi babes, never bi men o r hot bi baboons, smile.)
How to contact me:
I look forward to either receiving a detailed letter via e-mail to yento@scn.org or by calling me at (206) 783- 6825 in the evenings before 10 PM after you have read this entire site and any bedtime stories that interest you. Whether or not to send a photo is up to you. I always do before I call someone when repling to ads. You can also reach me via snail mail or I nstant Messaging through this link.
When I browse ads on personal ad places like Alt.com, Shadow Lane, a spanking store, Bondage, Yahoo, Bisexual Playground, Bi sexual.Org, Bisexual.Com, or Internet Newsgroups, I always look at the ones with pictures.
If you are not interested, you have my permission to either download this page or pass along this web site address to a responsible bi man, couple, or woman you think would be a more appropri ate match. Thank you in advance for reading this website.
Naughty Schoolgirl: (over the age of 18, of course) Perhaps, you've always wanted to be either the naughty schoolgirl called into the principal's office for a variety of offenses (see b elow), feeling her skirt lifted during a spanking when you don't seem to respond to my hard smacks on your tender half globes as you lie over my thighs and rub your tits and clit against me to try to distract me. You are partially unsuccessful.
Perhaps you've imagined yourself dressed the part in "pigtails, white long sleeved cotton blouse with 2 buttons "accidently" undone showing your budding cleavage or valley of the dammed hills, s hort black or plaid skirt 3" above or below your always bending knee revealing your innocent polka dotted white panties (or gasp, none at all) when you bend over "the wrong way", garter belt, and white hose white or black knee high hose or socks and MaryJ ane shoes.
Imagine being led into the principal's office for a reluctant spanking ("No, Mr. Yento or Ms. ?, I'll be good." Yes, very good.) because you were caught smoking behind the school and the rule is one swat for every minute it took you to smoke. Damm, you think, why did I buy those extra long cigarettes. They take "forever" to smoke or at least ten minutes each and I smoked five of them. Gasp or should it be "Thank the goddess?"
Perhaps, if you wish, the teacher or principal or the two administrators or teachers will engage in some (consensual) fondling ("Father/Rabbi/Iman Yento, what are you doing?") and who knows what else while you are standing in the corner during corner time, your skirt hiked as high as our leader's political ethics, and your red cheeks glistening in your sweat from all your struggling as you face the wall the way the way our municipal political le aders deal with strip clubs.
Bad Report Card: You attend a private religious school (a Catholic, Yeshiva (Jewish), or Islamic (Muslim) School with hijab or burqua to make it authentic for the latter) that uses a te n point grading system for each grade (A=40, A-=35, etc.) You thought you had successfully forged your report card last week as I was very pleased. Only to come home in your required uniform and find "Daddy" holding up your report card and telling you tha t you that you are 50 points under from last semester and some corrective discipline is in order to make sure that you have truly learned your lessons. All of them.
"You know the routine, young lady." He says as you assume the proper position over his knee or leaning over the dining room table or living room chair or other furniture and begin thinking what you are going to say as the blows begin to descend like rain and later like hail. Oh my gosh, you realize, it is going to be one for each point you were under. That's 50 in all. Gasp.
"Number, my lord," you exclaim followed by a specific reference to a number of significance in your religion such as "Four, my lord/daddy/whatever, Four for the number of wives a man is allowed under Islamic law to have if he can provide for them (and thinking "Hey, how come what's good for the gander isn't good for the goose?") or Four for the number of patriarchs in the Torah (Jewish bible) or Four for the number of the Trinity and God (Christ ian/Catholic). I've been a bad girl who hasn't been learning her religious lessons. May I have another?" as your innocent ass cheeks tense up and you realize that you may need to learn to turn the other cheek to protect one if I seem to fancy it. A longer version of this fantasy written as a bedtime story can be found in my bedtime stories section below or here.
Officer Very Friendly: In a rush to get to your new job, you barely throw on your clothes before hearing the dreaded siren behind you as you speed through the school zone. You can't find your license, registration, or insurance and you left them in your purse at home. "Well, ma'am," the cute Washington State Trooper (with apologies to anyone who was really molested by the one who preyed on women on 520 and was caught) says, "I guess you'l l have to do community service over my knee or you can pay the fine, if you can afford it."
The officer explains that in small town Medina, the rule is one swat for every mile over and ten swats for each violation (no license, registration or insurance available) as you exclaim "Number of swat, violation (one out of the eighteen miles over the speed limit in a school zone), I've been a naughty/bad driver, officer, I like to do the following sexual acts (list a different one) with my lovers, may I have another?" And then you realize O h, no, I'm not wearing any panties. Maybe I'll be lucky and Officer Very Friendly will only wish to be "professional" and not lift my skirt. But I don't think that today is going to be my lucky day. And gosh, who knows what might happen (if you want, fill in the blank of your favorite desire) at the end.
Misbehaving House-Sitter: I trusted you to not snoop through my drawers when I asked you to house-sit for me. Only I come back and find you asleep with some of my spanking videos, magazine s, sex toys beside you. What shall I do to you as I pull you over my thunder thighs and knees, lock your legs into place between my legs, use my left hand to hold your naughty hands behind your back, and administer some redlining punishment (the only time if you are a minority like me that you want to be redlined, smile) as your cheeks have noticeable lines developed by my descending right hand. You get ten whacks for every item I find on the bed. How many did you want out?
New Employee Caught Lying on Their Resume or Misbehaving: You've been summoned into the boss's office (after hours, of course) to discuss A) why the company is going to lose X dollars bec ause you used the wrong formula in Excel, had a comma in the wrong place in a document you wrote in Word, or lost a contract due to your sending out 50 mail merges to the same client; B) a check of your employment application has turned up that you are 5 credits short of graduating from Yento University (it really is a felony in Washington State to claim you have a degree that you don't have); or C) I have had complaints from the other workers that you aren't pulling your share of the workload and need so me serious talking to or some discipline.
What are we going to do? What are you going to do? You've been out of work for seven months and your unemployement benefits are exhausted and the bill have started to pile up. Oh, no. What would be an appropriate level of spanking? One smack for every dollar lost? One sting for every wrongly sent email? One whack for every credit minute you are short (But I'm only short one credit hour, Mister Yento," you cry.) One crack for every minute someone else had to do your work that we are supposedly paying you for! Boy, this company is different. They have couches that are just the right height off the floor (for lying across) and what are those semi-round "tables" that are just the right height for ben ding over on your stomach and stretching your aching lower back muscles? "Oh, art," the company receptionist told you with a smirk as she squirmed uncomfortably in her chair and readjusted her pantyhose and very short skirt.
Spanking Clubs and Groups in the Greater Seattle Area: If you want to learn more about spanking per se or meet others interested in spanking you or being spanked, I encourage you to check out Chasten wood, a local consensual spanking social group that meets on the first Saturday of each month at different restaurants in the Greater Seattle area, maintains a web site with a members forum, and sometimes throw spanking only (no sex takes place) parti es at member's homes. Most of the men are tops and the opposite for the women. There are a few switches in the group.
Another group, The Palms Seattle (TPS) is also based in the Seattle area, hosts parties every couple of months, a Video Review Munch abou t every six weeks, The Ladies Luncheon (sorry guys, women only), and has their own members forum on their web site as well. The group is almost strictly a male top/ female bottom group (although exceptions can always be made.) Switches are welcome. The gr oup does not allow male on male spanking and is not into BDSM.
They describe themselves as being more "female friendly" in that they "go out of our way to make female members, particularly new ones, as comfortable as possible." Their reason is that "women ar e more hesitant to attend functions and reply to ads than men are. What we strive for is to make any curious females as comfortable as possible on a social level, and then let her proceed within the spanking community at her own pace and comfort level."
One way they accomplish that is by having The Ladies Luncheon, which is a way for the women to introduce themselves to the other woman of the group. So if you're nervous about attending a dinner cold, it's an opportunity to let your hair down so when you do attend a dinner you can recognize a member of your "lunch group."
Spanking Resources: Other resources include Colorado Spankers which offers a comprehensive "Beginners Guide to Adult Over the Knee (OTK) Fun" as well as a Spanki ng Trivia quiz (In the movie Animal House, what actor utters the famous line, “Thank you sir, may I have another?”), Paddles: An Online and Print spanking magazine, Shadow Lane which offers the romance of discipline and over the knee erotica (books, movies, DVDs, videotapes) for more than 20 years and sponsors annual spanking conventions (check out their links section to other spanking equipment and resources vendors), and The London Tanners which sells paddles, straps, whips, and other fine high quality leather goods and disciplin ary instruments that when "theirs are wearing out, ours are being worn in" to name a few.
Some specific sexual pleasures or role playing that I like:
(seduction, wild threesome, group sex)
One example, would be a wild threesome or foursome (the extra person(s) would be a vibrator or two or another male or female person if you like threesomes). I would seduce you by massaging yo u beginning with your toes and ending with the neck, slowly undress you, use my nimble fingers to relax the rest of your body, tongue fuck you in the pussy, cock, or ass, feeling your nipples rise in volcanic excitement, and gently probing you with a vibr ator in any moist orifice while you relax and enjoy it looking at the soft candlelight or go down on a glistening pussy, rising cock, musky ass, or soft dildo while whispering soft words of encouragement and praise about your body both during and after ge tting together.
(Quickie at the Masquerade Ball or Wrong House)
Or perhaps, you've crashed Mr. Bill's Masquerade Ball in a costume as Cinderella (if you're feeling dominant) or as a pirate wench (if you're feeling submissive) with your lover who is dressed as "Zorro". The host/hostess of the party catches your lover when the two of you are separated and forces them to trade costumes. The host/hostess then grabs you, drags you into a secluded room or corner and has a quickie while you think you are fooling aro und with your your partner but wondering "why has all the sex gotten so interesting all of a sudden?" Gasp.
Or maybe you have moved into a house in the suburbs which looks like all the other houses and you joke with your friends how one evening your're going to come home to the wrong house. Your partne r who normally shaves his chest to compete in the swimming competitions in the Olympics has been gone for 12 weeks and you miss them. Now, they've called saying that their plane will be in late. You have no car and taxis are too expensive. So you accept y our fate or should it be faith? You put on the blindfold (to sleep, silly, you're in Seattle in June where the sun doesn't set until 10 PM) and dooze off.
Around 2 AM you're awakened by strong hands kneeding your sore worn out flesh, arousing you, feeling his hairy chest against you, getting aroused, making love doggy style, noticing that his body is different, sort of and you realize that he let the hair grow. Nice, you think. You fall asleep, only to be awakened by sunlight entering and your partner. They apologize for not coming in last night. "Not coming in, you wonder as you look at his bare c hest and feel so horny and like a slut virgin as you "realize" what happened. A few days later, while taking out the garbage, you discover a mat of wet short light brown and slightly grey (chest) hair inside the kitchen trashbag. It looks like chest hair. Or is it?
(Blindfolded or Blind girl/boy seduced/taken)
Another would be "the blind (blindfolded) man/woman" taken advantage of by the new housekeeper, guide, or whatever who starts off seducing her or me by massaging their shoulders, lower back, and working their way further. Or perhaps as part of your disability awareness training at work, you spend 48 hours wearing a blindfold to see what life is like as someone blind. Or perhaps, the "blind" person deliberately seduces you or me because too of ten the able bodied presume that the disabled have no sexuality. Big mistake.
Or maybe you rather act out the role of a blind person grabbed from behind, "tied up", partially disrobed, and interrogated after receiving a phone call from their aunt whose house they're house -sitting telling them that the front door was accidentally left unlocked and would they please lock it. Only to find, as they turn the lock that "it's too late" as they smell the musky odor of the visitor behind them and try to struggle to break free whil e feeling their virgin ass or mouth caressed by one or more "guests" and sighing in "fear" and is it also "anticipation" after being ignored for so long by ordinary people ...
Another option is to be the uppity daughter telling her mother off when her mom calls her to warn her about an escaped prisoner only to find that the intruder has been waiting for her all this ti me reading her secret diary and tells her that she should listen to her mother more often. A longer version of this fantasy is on my bedtime stories section. Another suggestion that I had was to make her a truant emp loyee who tells her boss that she is "stuck in X due to floods" so she can really go shopping for Christmas and no one knows she really is at home.
Molested by Doctor Friendly
(really the janitor dressed up on a holiday)
In another, I pretended to be the new doctor (actually the janitor who likes to wear surgical garb with mouth covering) who ravishes the innocent young schoolgirl from another country who comes i n for her first exam on Labor Day, not realizing that it is a holiday as she has her appointment dates wrong. Why can't all pap smears be like this you wonder (after hearing your friends complain about theirs) as I "help" you undress, make favorable comme nts about your body and choice of clothing, make you blush when I "interrogate" you about your sexual history or lack thereof while you lightly stroke yourself wishing the exam was over so you could go home and masturbate.explicitly answer your questions about specific sexual techniques and information, lightly stroke you all over, and test your knowledge of the male body and your own, and a variety of your sexual reflexes. Both oral and down below.
You feel yourself start to grow moist when I whisper seductively in your ear that ("I'm going to test your blood flow reaction time by spanking (your innocent) ass, your nipples sensitivity with these nipple clamps, your vaginal muscles with my G-spot vibrator, your clitoral hood enlargement and reaction time with my nimble fingers and tongue, and your ass muscles with this vibrating butt plug or gloved fingers" while lightly stroking you throug h the examination, and make you blush as I do these delightfully wicked things while you lightly stroke yourself wishing the exam was over so you could go home and masturbate. But then I tell you as I notice the flush in your face cheeks, it looks like I' ll have to examine that specific reaction time as well, right? A longer outline for this story that I am currently working on can be found here.
(Naughty schoolgirl or boy spanked ... by teacher or principal)
Perhaps, you've always wanted to be either the naughty schoolgirl feeling her plaid or black skirt lifted before a spanking and fondling, helpless, over my meaty thighs or third leg, just rig ht for sitting on and rubbing your tits and clit against. Perhaps you've imagined yourself dressed the part in "pigtails, white long sleeved blouse with 2 buttons undone showing your budding cleavage, short black or plaid skirt revealing your skimpy white panties, garter belt or white hose white or black knee high hose or socks and MaryJanes shoes (Catholic or Yeshiva School or Girl Scout uniform).
Imagine being led into the principal's office for a reluctant spanking ("No, Mr. Yento or Ms. ?, I'll be good." Yes, very good.). Perhaps, the teacher or principal or the two administrators o r teachers will engage in some fondling ("Father/Rabbi Yento, what are you doing?") and who knows what else.
After all, you're the naughty schoolgirl/boy slut caught giving blowjobs to your lover or the football team and don't we deserve some of it as well? After all, we've always wanted to see the naughty schoolgirl masturbate in front of us and haven't you wanted to do the same in return?
Alternatively, you could be a female teacher sensually spanking me with her firm muscular exercised hand or with a bicycle glove (for the extra padding) after erotically teasing me by leaning over and letting me see your valley or pulling a "Basic Instinct" and let me see up your skirt as yo u lecture me about my misbehavior after pulling down the gym uniform shorts on your misbehaving male student and exposing my naked ass surrounded by a sweaty, musky jock strap. Or the two teachers (couple or single with dildos/strap-on/the real thing) mol esting their wayward male student.
Cross-dressing while being taken or caught fantasies)
However, if you really want to be kinky, perhaps you'll persuade me (easily) to be the cross-dressing nephew/renter/house-sitter caught by the older woman, couple, or conside rate bi man wearing your (the woman's) clothes and reluctantly forced to sexually perform and take care of you in front of the TV showing group sex XXX videotapes. If I don't, you threaten to tell my "parents" about my kinky cross dressing. I also hav e a shorter version of the woman dominating a man fantasy with less emphasis on the use of the strap on and more on spanking the wayward housesitter who stretched out her clothes, gasp.
Another possibility was suggested by a woman friend as a scene. Both of would be crossdressed in gender appropriate clothing, try to engage in appropriate behavior, and have her pretend to be a man "raping, molesting, catching me masturbating and then spanking, playing with my "pussy-ass", and tying up" the woman (me) while forcing me to service her (with a vibrating dual strap-on (for both our pleasures)) while telling me what a slut I am as I beg "stop. I'll do what ever you want, but not fill in the blank." Which of course, happens. After all, what's good for the goose is good for the gander, right? Perhaps, if you're a couple, I will be serviced both ways as you flip a coin to determine w ho gets "heads" or "tails." Oh, no, now I have to rate that this site has gambling on it for the Internet Content Rating Association!
Sex toy (strip dreidel or poker loser)
Maybe you'd like to play the game "sex toy" (loser in strip poker or dreidel) who has to strip or tell a personal sexual exp erience story (sort of like "Truth or Dare") at the conclusion of each hand of 5 card stud or spin and if you lose (or win?), you have to "pay up" sexually by the decision of the remaining players or draw of the cards while feeling your orifices become mo ist and your hands desire to grab things and do naughty kinky things because you really want to lose (I guess you're not a Mariner's fan!). Neither am I.
(Hitchhiker, light bondage,
being taken fantasies after being caught doing something "naughty")
If you're in the mood for a drive to the moss-covered woods, perhaps one of us will be the hitchhiker paying for the ride by .... And if you want to just do some old fashioned lovemaking with a "twist", one of us (probably me) will introduce you to "light bondage" (let you pretend to taken while either unconscious or tied up and experiencing pleasure (and being unable to do anything about it except to "lie back and enjoy it") or ordered to "s ervice" someone (singular or plural)). I regard erotic role-play as an adult version of cops and robbers or sexual acting. It's not something I run the rest of my (non-sexual) life by. Well, maybe not (sigh).
In one past scenario with a female partner, I had her go down on me while using dual vibrators in her pussy and ass (safe sex for her), tit clamps, and partially clothed while whispering into her ear how she was being taken by 3 policeman after being "searched everywhere", black men, escaped prisoners, or soldiers invading her village.
In another, "hubby" was forced to "watch" (she was blindfolded to make it work) as she remembered how earlier that day as the new secretary, she was taken by her shared superiors because they had discovered she had, gasp, falsified her application and couldn't "type". Fortunately, her hands could be trained for other uses. And it was a good thing she had excellent "oral" communciation skills.
If you haven't guessed it, I like to write erotica or porno as well as phone sex. I usually write involving some form on being taken advantage of, putting oneself in a situation where that can oc cur, or caught doing something you're not supposed to do, along with some kind of sexual theme which involves then being spanked, fondled, molested, "humilated", interrogated, discovering something about yourself you didn't know and usually has a twist at the end ("Same time, next week?", the intruder is really a lover, the victim is really a willing partner), is based on real events or people (historical erotica) or has a sense of believeability (employee caught lying and given a choice to...), and usual ly have a Jewish theme or education in all of them. Most of the time, the woman is submissive and I, the man am (of course, this is America) dominant (you may call me Senor Queso, Spanish for Sir Cheese.) I trust if you are a (submissive or spankable) wom an that you are on your knees (comfortably resting them on a pillow) while reading this, smile.
My longest story is a kinky hundred page novelette involving Esther, a young virgin taken by the dark-skinned intruder while her helpless cross-dressed "broth er" Mordecai watches her be interrogated, spanked, stripped, molested, have a dog's leash put around her neck and led around the house by the intruder (while Mordecai waits for his turn to be ravaged.) Later on in the story, Esther is "forced" to put on a show with her captured bi injured on the job ex-cop girlfriend Ruth for the molestor's enjoyment on the eve of Passover (I guess someone isn't going to be liberated this year from bondage or are they?) I enjoy reading it aloud to special friends as like many of my stories it is poetry as a form of prose and has a series of kinky twists at the end.
You can look up my other stories on the Internet by going to Google Newsgroups looking me up by my former e-mail address "switchable-yento@affection .com", my current email address of yento@scn.org, or my name, "Switchable Yento" or using this this link.
These stories include the following:
- A Special Massage or the Four Questions:
"Why is this massage different from all other massages?" as I boldly go where no man has gone before
- Bad Report Card:
What did you expect would happen when your grades slipped, certainly not my hand?
- Doctor Friendly: (One should always know the holidays of the country you are studying in.)
- Intruder of Miss Roger's Neighborhood
(or you should always listen to your mother when she tells you to lock the door.)
- Apartment Repairman
(on hot days, everyone needs to bribe the air conditioner repairperson or is it being molested?)
- Innocent English maiden captured by the Turkish pirate Yento in 1524
and prepared for a life in the harem of Suleiman the Magnificent (a real person at that time.)
- Wear my Clothes, Assume the Role, Slut-Boy (FemDom long version)
(Woman dominating me with her hand and strap-on after catching me asleep while house-sitting [Anis Nin style].)
- Wear my Clothes, Assume the Role, Slut-Boy (FemDom shorter version)
(Woman spanking and molesting me after catching me asleep while house-sitting.)
- Wear my Wife's/Girlfriend's Clothes, Assume the Role, Slut-Boy (male version)
Man dominating and taking advantage of me after catcing me wearing his wife's/girlfriend's things while house sitting.
- Hope (science-fiction)
A young woman confronts her sexual needs while suffering from a disabling fatal disease.
- An oral sex fantasy: woman going down on man.
- An oral sex fantasy: man eagerly going down on woman.
- An oral sex fantasy: FTM going down on a bio male.
Other Local BDSM Links in Seattle
(and yes, you might find me at some of these):
Newsletters and Event Calendars: Society for Human Sexuality. Maintains resources and events calendar, sells books, and maintains an e-mail list of monthly sex-positive (in thinking) events in the g reater Seattle and Pacific Northwest area as well as a discussion list.
The 8000+ member Wet Spot also known as the (Seattle) Sex Positive (in thinking about sexuality, not one’s STD status) Community Center hosts support groups for dominants/dommes, submissives/bottoms, men, and women, r egular Saturday night play parties where the participants display their flogging, whipping, bdsm, role-play, and spanking skills, lite sex play parties for the swinger-oriented crowd (which they now call Erotic City (some are open to members of other swin g clubs) and used to be called Swingles Nights and before that HotSpots), and erotic dance nights (The Grind).
Events are open to women, men, and mixed genders and orientations except for certain parties for women or men only on Fridays. The Wet Spot also conducts educational forums, host a weekly A.A. meeting (big book), and has play space available for rent, and sends out a monthly calendar of events happening at the center via email. Go to the site to sign up for the electronic version. Membership is available for at little as $25.00 a year (as of December 1, 2006) with meeting group fees per member around $1-3 .00, monthly nude swim at the Longhouse for $10, and play party fees ranging from $15 and up an event. They also allow folks to volunteer and earn the right to attend most events in the month "free of charge" by volunteering for a certain number of events each month (usually 4)
Women's Groups: Women's Welcoming Committee. For women (or persons with female ID) curious about the alternative, BDSM, bondage, spanking, role-play, D/s, female domination, Domination/submission, TPE (total power excha nge) communities or new to the Seattle area BDSM kink scene. A great resource for meeting other women new and experienced in the alternative lifestyle or community (and not feeling alone on this issue, that you're a s-word (slut) for fantasing about havin g "fill in the blank" done to you (or doing it to someone else, gasp), finding out who is good or safe to play with, learning how to play safely and negiotate, comparing reading lists, getting a list of other resources, etc. I can neither confirm nor deny that there was free cheesecake served at last month's meeting.
Meets the first Monday evening of the month from 7 to 9 PM at the Hot Dish Restaurant in the Ravenna neighborhood of Seattle. You might want to read the Ten Tips, mentioned below in "Other Resources" before going.
Seattle Women of Leather meets each fourth Tuesday for discussions, workshops and social times. Each month will have a different focus or topic.
Men's Groups: Unfortunately there is no Men's Welcoming Committee because that would mean that we would be asking for directions which would result in damaging our delicate male egos, smile. So perhaps someone will organize one?
Mixed Gender Groups: Dominant/Domme Support Group meets the first Monday evening of the month at the Wet Spot.
Bottom Support Group meets the second Wednesday evening of the month at the Wet Spot.
Other Kink-Friendly Groups: Seattle Polyfidelity, Polyamory, Group Marriage, and Multipartner Relationships Support Group. Meets the second Saturday of every odd numbered month (January, March, May, July, September, and Nov ember) for their monthly potluckat the Wet Spot a.k.a. the Sex Positive (in thinking, not in one's STD status) Community Center. The Web site also contains links to other nationwide and local poly resources , groups, and mailing lists. The announcement list for the group has over 372 members.
No Safeword Writers Group. If you like to write erotica, this is a fun group to meet other erotic writers, get ideas, and receive constructive opinions and suggestions. Meets the fourth Monday of ea ch month at the Wet Spot. You might even be invited to read your work at the Red Hot Words erotic readings held at the Wet Spot.
Triskei (a three sided Celtic knot) Guild of Bellingham. Great web site with lots of local (Greater Seattle and Western Washington) links.
Soc.BDSM. Internet Discussion group about BDSM. Personal ads can be found at Alt.Sex.Personals.Bondage and other related groups begining with alt.sex. or alt.pe rsonals. For example, spanking is discussed at Alt.Sex.Spanking and spanking personal ads can be found at Alt.Sex.Spanking.Punishment.
National Leather Organization. The National Leather Organization originally was started in Seattle.
If you are trying to find information about your local scene I recommend going to the Society of Janus Web site and clicking on the link "Other BDSM Groups". I would also look at the local email lists below.
Many folks when they are entering or after they have become part of the alternative community want to consult with a therapist, psychiatrist, psychologist, social worker, doctor, attorney or lawyer, or other professional about health-related or leg al issues related to our lifestyle yet are hesitant to accept that help, assistance, or treatment for a variety of reasons, the main one being that it is difficult to talk to someone who doesn't understand the lifestyle and we don't want to be judged. One solution and resource is the Kink Aware Professionals, an online directory sponsored by the National Coalition for Sexual Freedom. The re are five therapists, three doctors, and eight attorneys listed for Washington State.
Ten Tips for the Novice, Single, (who thinks of herself as Heterosexual?), Submissive Woman (who is new to the leather community) (Version 1.0) by Jay Wiseman, author of SM 101: A Realistic Introduction. I have added some of my own commentary to it. Even if you are domina nt, this is a good document to read.
Prospective Play Partners BDSM Play, Experience, Limits, and Interest Questionnaire. Before playing with someone, many folks exchange ans wers to this downloadable questionnaire in Excel to confirm what your experiences are, any hot buttons or issues to be aware of, what your mutual interests are, and what both of you would like to do or have done to y ou.
You are welcome to add your own questions or items and forward it on to others as it is not copyrighted. If you want to see how I answered the questionnaire including the comments and notes section, you'll have to email me.
For those of you who want to find quality adult based sites on the Internet, I recommend Jane's Guide. It provides information to websurfers about sexuality sites online, book, product, and movie r eviews, AVS comparisons, net profiles, regional listing, interviews, and offers a weekly opt-in subscription combination ezine/webzine with original photography which currently goes out to a readership of 20,000+. Jane (a real person) and her staff "waste their time so you don't have to" and can help you make informed buying decisions, cut through the garbage online, and find the good stuff more easily (like some of the sites mentioned above and below.) They provide reviews for every site they list, unbia sed by traffic or money. They have reviewed the inside of several hundred pay sites.
Other alternative e-mail lists can be found sometimes on Yahoo but they no longer allow adult groups to be searchable or listed so you would need a name or just get lucky. Other places that host alterna tive email lists and bulletin boards are Topica, Delphi, MSN now part of WorldGroups, and Queernet (click on sign in to register.)
A number of directories have sprung up over the years listing various adult groups. They include Bozd's Yahoo (and other) Adult Groups Finder which lists 4,900 groups, the Adult Group Finder Directory of over 7,300 links to adult groups and e-mail lists at Yahoo, MSN, Topica, ICQ, SmartGroups, Free Usenet Newsgroups and Independent E-Communities, Groupfin der (they say that they have the largest collection or directory of (58,000+) of Adult Groups on the net, Wingman's Adult group Lists, and the Di rectory of Gay Yahoo, MSN, and Google Groups. Whew.
You can check to see if there is a local list by searching for your city's, region name, and state's name and the appropriate keywords like spanking, swinging, bisexual, bifemale, bimale, bdsm, bondage, domination, submission, role-play, kink, femdom, cro ss-dressing, etc. I would recommend checking on more than one directory listed above as some groups are listed and others aren't.
These lists can be joined by anyone over the age of 18 with a Yahoo! Profile. Profiles must be clearly marked as adult and contain at a minimum your first name(s), age, marital status, gender, specific city or nearby city location, email address showing on the profile, and preferably a face picture.
It is recommended that you add links to your favorite web sites or Yahoo groups and let folks know who or what activities you are seeking in the hobbies and interests sections. You can create up to six profiles. I have the following completely filled out profiles. Feel free to use them as a guide:
- Bi Switch for Spanking and BDSM sites
- Size Friendly for BBW Type Sites
- Polyamorous or Polyfidelitious
- Swinger
- Nudist or Clothing Impaired
- Submissive Cross Dresser
